Newsflash! Free Krispy Kreme and S'bux and Ben & Jerry's on Election Day!

Yay Krispy Kreme! And fo' free coffee at Starbucks and a fo' free scoop at Ben and Jerry's! Just show your "I Voted" sticker and get free food!* A Dirt Alert classic!

I love this country.

*Actually, law forbids these companies from rewarding anyone for voting, so everyone can get the stuff fo' free. But seriously, damnit, vote.