(You) Wish You Were Here!

1. Lake jumping
2. Fish catching
3. Deer hunting (with camera and golf cart - electric powered vehicle, suckas!)
4. Cupcake making (with 7 kids on kitchen floor)
5. Sandball playing (with cheating nephew who steals home all the time)
6. Booze cruising (with pontoon, AKA co-po'ing if you're Dav)
7. Paddle boating
8. Outside sleeping (with full moon)
9. Grillaxing
10. Fo' free

Can't wait to do it with y'all in three weeks.

And special kudos to ADS, who flew in from Auckland and had lunch with me in LAX before we both caught our respective flights. Normally that'd be a Dirt Alert in itself. GO YOU GOOD THING! And further props to the 70-year-old British astrophysicist I met in the LAX bar - never know who you might be sitting next to. And now I know all about gamma rays. Gotta go catch me some.

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