
My lord. It was Carina's sweet sixteen last night, circa 1984, and all I know is that I have not held a curling iron to my head for that long since the eighth grade. (I swear, I spent more time working on my hair in one week during in junior high than I have this entire century.)
But I got my 'do sufficiently gigantic (I so could have rocked the Dynasty look back in the day); put on my gold striped bat-wing tunic and footless tights and neon blue eye shadow; and Cabbage Patch'ed my way on down, eighties-style.
Carina could easily pass for 16 - cute, braces, pregnant - and everyone else pulled together looks that made you both shudder and fondly reminisce. There were New Romantics, Madonna Wannabes, Miami Vice pastels, Gordon Gekko suits, rubber bracelets, piano ties, fingerless lace gloves, and white-boy fros. Plus, videos straight from the MTV archives, including a 20 minute Rick Springfield Deep Cuts Tribute that I still haven't fully recovered from.
The coolest thing of all was that the gear inspired everyone to dig out and recount these excellent stories of teenage mayhem, which usually revolved around Bartles & Jaymes or peppermint schnapps and sneaking out to see Prince/The J.Geils Band/A Flock of Seagulls. It also gave me a genuine appreciation that I did not come of age (i.e. have disposable income) until the
ghastly fashion era was over. Pouf skirts for women? Fluffy bi-levels for men? No, thank you.
And the other coolest thing of all: Carina. Happy B-day!