Saturday, January 08, 2011

Machos Tacos

Dudes, I received a psychic reading fo' free while I waited to pick up my vegetarian burrito at Machos Tacos yesterday.

I was standing around in their little waiting area - you know, the one right next to the car wash that wanted to unionize and is now "under new management?" Anyway, as I was staring off into space, the lady who had been in front of me in line told me that my aura was very strong. As I hadn't washed my hair in a few days, I didn't quite know how to take this, but being from the Midwest, I smiled at her anyway, as I have been trained to do. Then she said she would give me a psychic reading. And after ascertaining that I had exactly no more dollars and zero cents on me, she agreed to give me a mini-preview for free.

My order hadn't come up yet, so I said why not? She told me a couple nice things, and then hinted that she could help me with "that which is blocking me." As I hadn't eaten the burrito yet, I wasn't quite sure what she meant. But I thought it was very cool of her to lay it out for me, mini-style, and help me pass the time until my food was done.

And PS - do not get the veggie burrito. What was I thinking? Get the carnitas like the sign says.