Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Quake City Survival

Everyone who doesn't live in a quake zone - humor me. This sh*t is important, and it's fo' free. Thanks, Nattaknight. Now I'm off to buy me a fold-up ladder for my third-floor brick & concrete pad.

Excerpt From 'Triangle of Life', by Doug Copp.

My name is Doug Copp. I am the Rescue Chief and Disaster Manager of the American Rescue Team International (ARTI), the world's most experienced rescue team. The information in this article will save lives in an earthquake.

I have crawled inside 875 collapsed buildings, worked with rescue teams from 60 countries, founded rescue teams in several countries, and I am a member of many rescue teams from many countries.

I was the United Nations expert in Disaster Mitigation for two years. I have worked at every major disaster in the world since 1985, except for simultaneous disasters.

The first building I ever crawled inside of was a school in Mexico City during the 1985 earthquake. Every child was under its desk. Every child was crushed to the thickness of their bones.

They could have survived by lying down next to their desks in the aisles. It was obscene, unnecessary and I wondered why the children were not in the aisles. I didn't at the time know that the children were told to hide under something.

Simply stated, when buildings collapse, the weight of the ceilings falling upon the objects or
furniture inside crushes these objects, leaving a space or void next to them. This space is what I call the 'triangle of life'. The larger the object, the stronger, the less it will compact. The less the
object compacts, the larger the void, the greater the probability that the person who is using this void for safety will not be injured. The next time you watch collapsed buildings, on television, count the 'triangles' you see formed. They are everywhere. It is the most common shape, you will see, in a collapsed building.

Tips for Earthquake Safety

1) Most everyone who simply 'ducks and covers' WHEN BUILDINGS COLLAPSE are crushed to death. People who get under objects, like desks or cars, are crushed.

2) Cats, dogs and babies often naturally curl up in the fetal position. You should too in an earthquake. It is a natural safety/survival instinct. You can survive in a smaller void. Get next to an object, next to a sofa, next to a large bulky object that will compresss lightly but leave a void next to it.

3) Wooden buildings are the safest type of construction to be in during an earthquake. Wood is
flexible and moves with the force of the earthquake. If the wooden building does collapse, large survival voids are created. Also, the wooden building has less concentrated, crushing weight. Brick buildings will break into individual bricks. Bricks will cause many injuries but less squashed bodies than concrete slabs.

4) If you are in bed during the night and an earthquake occurs, simply roll off the bed. A safe
void will exist around the bed. Hotels can achieve a much greater survival rate in earthquakes, simply by posting asign on the back of the door of every room telling occupants to liedown on the floor, next to the bottom of the bed during an earthquake.

5) If an earthquake happens and you cannot easily escape by getting out the door or window, then lie down and curl up in the fetal position next to a sofa, or large chair.

6) Most everyone who gets under a doorway when buildings collapse is killed. How? If you stand under a doorway and the doorjamb falls forward or backward you will be crushed by the ceiling above. If the door jam falls sideways you will be cut in half by the doorway. In either case, you will be killed!

7) Never go to the stairs. The stairs have a different 'moment of frequency' (they swing separately from the main part of the building). The stairs and remainder of the building continuously bump into each other until structural failure of the stairs takes place. The people who get on stairs before they fail are chopped up by the stair treads - horribly mutilated. Even if the building doesn't collapse, stay away from the stairs. The stairs are a likely part of the building to be damaged. Even if the stairs are not collapsed by the earthquake, they may collapse later when overloaded by fleeing people. They should always be checked for safety, even when the rest of the building is not damaged.

8) Get near the outer walls of buildings or outside of them if possible - It is much better to be near the outside of the building rather than the interior. The farther inside you are from the
outside perimeter of the building the greater the probability that your escape route will be blocked.

9) People inside of their vehicles are crushed when the road above falls in an earthquake and crushes their vehicles; which is exactly what happened with the slabs between the decks of the Nimitz Freeway. The victims of the San Francisco earthquake all stayed inside of their vehicles. They were all killed. They could have easily survived by getting out and sitting or lying next to their vehicles. Everyone killed would have survived if they had been able to get out of their cars and sit or lie next to them. All the crushed cars had voids 3 feet high next to them, except for the cars that had columns fall directly across them.

10) I discovered, while crawling inside of collapsed newspaper offices and other offices with a lot of paper, that paper does not compact. Large voids are found surrounding stacks of paper.

Spread the word and save someone's life... The entire world is experiencing natural calamities so be prepared!

In 1996 we made a film, which proved my survival methodology to be correct. The Turkish Federal Government, City of Istanbul, University of Istanbul Case Productions and ARTI cooperated to film this practical, scientific test. We collapsed a school and a home with 20 mannequins inside. Ten mannequins did 'duck and cover,' and ten mannequins I used in my 'triangle of life' survival method. After the simulated earthquake collapse we crawled through the rubble and entered the building to film and document the results. The film, in which I practiced my survival techniques under directly observable, scientific conditions , relevant to building collapse, showed there would have been zero percent survival for those doing duck and cover.

There would likely have been 100 percent survivability for people using my method of the 'triangle of life.' This film has been seen by millions of viewers on television in Turkey and the rest of Europe, and it was seen in the USA, Canada and Latin America on the TV program 'Real TV'.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Sh*t, We Just Had A Major Earthquake

I am OK - I was working in a cafe and at first I thought the dude behind me was kicking my chair. Then I realized he was nowhere near close enough. Then the ground started rolling and outside all the stop signs started waving and the telephone poles and cafe umbrellas did too and I knew it was an earthquake. I jumped up with about a dozen other people and went outside while the rest of the fools sat there next to the big plate glass windows and steaming espresso machines. I grabbed my phone in case I couldn't come back - little good that did me; the lines were and are still blocked. It was still swaying a bit outside and then it stopped.

Then we found out it was 5.8 and based in Pomona. The USGS is calling it a moderate quake. Fuck that - there was nothing moderate about it.

SHIT! I'm still shaky.

The one thing that is not so great about LA. But still fo' free.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Cocopalooza '08

Well, we all got home from LOP in one piece after turning into a bunch of tequila-drinking six-year-olds for the birthday weekend bash. That's right, peeps, it was Year #2, and just like last time, we slept out under the stars, swam ourselves silly, hung out on Worm Island, and had the boat break down at the crucial moment during the Poontang Booze Cruise. Thanks to everyone who came - I love you more than bacon.

And, for those of you who weren't able to make it (and in the spirit of full disclosure that I wasn't always as fly as I am now - sometimes it takes a while to grow into it), here's a gift for you: The high school graduation photo that my parents proudly display on the wall by the stairs.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Perfect Morning

Yesterday I got up early, drove to Santa Monica (no traffic), had a run along the beach, then jumped into the Pacific and had a little swim before heading off to work. The run was beautiful - surfers and Ferris wheels and architecture to check out - and the water was perfect. Perfect. I was happy and salty and shiny and all exercised and caffeinated before 9AM.

No day can be bad when you start with a swim in the ocean. Just get up and do it. I'm gonna do it every week. Fo' free.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Dog On Wheels

I need this dog. Seriously. This is the one I want. How do you beat a dog with a cart?

Anyway, I can't have a dog (apartment, travel, blah), but if you can, get one at a rescue! So much cheeeper than purebreds! And these cute bitches need homes!

Monday, July 14, 2008

Hippos In Hollywood


The LA Zoo is, like, 5 miles from my house and I've been wanting to go forever, so on Saturday I strolled on down. It's fun to walk through, it looks all lush and retro, and you def get to see a cross-section of LA that you (I) never see. However, the animals were mostly all asleep cause it was so dang hot, so there weren't a lot of creatures to gawk at, but I do have to say, I love the fact that a hippo lives 5 miles from my house, and really, what's cuter than twin baby giraffes?

Friday, July 11, 2008

Cute Girl Discount

So this morning I got my stereo fixed by my mechanic, Stuart, fo' free. Well, actually, he tried to fix it and couldn't, so he sent me down a couple blocks to his stereo guys. Who showed me what was wrong with it, fo' free. (Simple re-programming, not in the manual.)

Stuart the Mechanic said, "I'd take the car down there for you, but to be brutally honest, you'll do better if you take it in." Which opened up a discussion of the Cute Girl Discount.

Which, I said, I was happy to take, given the fact that women make 78 cents on the dollar on the average compared to men. (This is the point where most guys I know start backing slowly out of the room.) And there's the fact that women have to spend quality time finding a mechanic who won't try to screw them.

Stuart, proving himself finer than most, totally agreed with my assessment, which basically is: It all comes out in the wash.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Malo es Bueno

Discussing the upcoming August pig roast over Cucumber- Jalapeno Tequila Sunrises and soft tacos carnitas on the patio at Malo.

A perfect LA night, fo' cheep.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Welcome Squish

So I went over to C-Reg and Carina's yesterday to see their brand new baby, whom I have nicknamed Squish. She is the cutest, and her real name is Kira. I got to hold her and hang out with Carina and her mom and have a teeny glass of wine with Carina for the first time in about nine months.

Family time - it feels so rare in LA.New babies sure aren't fo' free for the parents, but they are if you're Auntie Coco.

Welcome Squish - six days old and you already made the Dirt Alert.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Coco Unplugged

So I got home from the Lake O' The Pines Family Fourth-Fest at 9AM yesterday; a fantastic a blur of swimming and cold beers and nephews and 20 people getting up and going to bed at all hours of the day and the night. It's true that you never knew when someone was going to make a sheetcake next to your head at 6AM, but that was part of the fun.

As great as it was, it is also fair to say that wasn't the most restful four days of my life. Especially since I got up at 3:30AM to make my flight. So I did something yesterday that I HIGHLY recommend: I unplugged.

What this means is - I lay on the couch all morning and drank coffee and read a book; I fell asleep for awhile; I woke up, grilled a sausage, drank a beer and watched the Red Sox game; I hung out in the bathtub and finished my book; I generally ignored my phone and my email and my 500 little errands that I usually do when I have a "day off." I didn't literally unplug (please...) but I didn't leave the house and I did generally goof off. The picture to the right is the best summary of me and my day.

A day to yourself. Now that is a vacation. Fo' free.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

What...?

Dudes, yesterday I was doing my thrice-weekly run through my Hollywood neighborhood and I ran right by A PEACOCK. It was just wandering around the street, no big deal, like it was a pigeon or a sparrow or whatever. A peacock with a really pretty tail, just like the one to the right. Fo' me. Fo' free.

And PS no I am not talking about the beautiful boys and girls who strut down The Catwalk near my house every night.